Take as many naps as possible
Don’t ever do anything on time – unless you are pushed
Leave the toilet seat up
Be colorblind when it comes to your clothes
Sneak in and get the chocolate in the freezer
Drive the car with one hand on the wheel
Forget to ….. I forget what I was going to say
Scream at the TV when the Broncos screw up
Don’t ever taste anything new, especially if it’s green
Don’t make friends. They just take up time better spent on playing “free cell” on the computer.
Agree with Maxine on all things even if you don’t hear what she said – or if you heard and then forgot what she said.
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